Sure, he's dangerously crazy -- but he really cares about you. Maybe you'll never find Mr. Right, and you should just settle for Mr. Kidnapped-You-And-Brought-You-To-His-Secret-Lair. At least he makes you things. Horrible.....mutant....things.......

Shirt Info: Screenprinted on Mens Gildan Ultra Cotton in BLACK, and American Apparel Tees (2102) Bella-Canvas 6004 (same cut) in BLACK! See if you are curious about how big things are in real life.